What kind of bagel can fly?
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bagel should be able to fly.
Its seeds are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bagel, of course, flies anyway
because bagels don’t care what humans think is impossible.
when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it
saying “no we can’t” when bob the builder and his gang said “can we fix it?” because you were a rebellious cunt of a child
I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant
one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves
don’t :) fucking :) comment :) on :) what :) i :) eat :) or :) how :) i :) eat :) it :) or :) why :) i’m :) eating :) it :) asshole :)